woolly mammuff
A hairy vagina. A fluffy flange. A shaggy clunge. A bushy axe wound. A bewhiskered cunt. Fuzzy Flaps. A furry beaver. A bearded poonani.
"Was it a clean shave, Luke?"
"Nah bruv, it was a woolly mammuff."
"Nah bruv, it was a woolly mammuff."