sexguin
a Penguin biscuit consumed in a particular way - i.e. bite both ends off the biscuit, put one end in your mouth and the other in a cup of tea/other hot beverage and suck on it until the tea comes through into your mouth. then put the entire penguin in your mouth and swallow it whole!
Aw fuk hi I just had a sexguin! Havin another one cani help meself.