Sexorcism
n. Relating to the ideology that a demon or evil entity can be removed from the body through a ritual of various acts of rough sex. By this theory .. After one has been possessed, they are only able to extract the demon by literally getting it "fucked" out of them.
Joe: My girlfriend's house is haunted and she's been acting super weird lately...
Bob: So what'd you do?
Joe: I had to perform a sexorcism on her. Fucked the spirit right out of her.
Bob: So what'd you do?
Joe: I had to perform a sexorcism on her. Fucked the spirit right out of her.
Sexorcism
The act of having intercourse with someone in order to move on from an ex parter.
" I think if I have a night of sexorcism with Phil I'll be able to move on from Jerry."
Sexorcism
Slamming so hard I’m a haunted house/hotel the spirits disappear.
“Remember that time we slammed so hard we scared off the ghosts”
“Yeah that was a real sexorcism”
“Yeah that was a real sexorcism”
Sexorcism
When you are posessed by a pornstar ghost.
"Dude, last weekend I think I had a sexorcism...can't remember anything but these chicks keep telling me all this kinky stuff we did."
Sexorcism
After to a shameful sexual experience, the attempt to expel or attempt to expel an evil sexual encounter from a person, room, or surface. Usually accomplished though, among other things, jokes, drinking or the plan b pill.
Person A: "Damn that girl you brought back last night was a grenade"
Person B: "...you right, I need a fucking sexorcism."
Person B: "...you right, I need a fucking sexorcism."
sexorcism
Major orgasm, feeling as if head could spin
Oh my god, sex with Tina last night gave me the ultimate sexorcism!!
sexorcism
A religious ceremony created to forever banish sexual activity from human experience. See marriage
He felt the otherworldly power of the sexorcism the moment she said "I do".