Sexpatriation
the expulsion, by a roommate's (or in some cases underinhibited friends') sexual activity, of one from one's bedroom, apartment, and country for the purposes of uninterrupted coitus and, in the case of the sexpatriate, the pre-emptive avoidance of awkward encounters arising as a result of accidental exposure to the genitals of said roommate or friend.
"I can't walk in on Mitch pounding his fat girlfriend again, my heart won't take it, what should I do?"
"Have you considered sexpatriation?"
"Have you considered sexpatriation?"
sexpatriate
1) A person who changes their gender (see: transgender shemale)
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2) A person who changes their sexual preference.
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2) A person who changes their sexual preference.
Example 1
Samwise: "Wow! Look @ the tight lil ass on that girl..."
Frodo: "Samwise you idiot! That waitress is a sexpatriate! That used to be Legolas!"
Example 2
Marcus: "Damn...she's tight - she was seeing that nicca Tray, but I heard they broke up"
LaTasha: "Keep it movin', Marcus - she's a sexpatriate now - lesbo to the core."
Samwise: "Wow! Look @ the tight lil ass on that girl..."
Frodo: "Samwise you idiot! That waitress is a sexpatriate! That used to be Legolas!"
Example 2
Marcus: "Damn...she's tight - she was seeing that nicca Tray, but I heard they broke up"
LaTasha: "Keep it movin', Marcus - she's a sexpatriate now - lesbo to the core."