Sextion
(N) A section or category of epic sexyness
Wow, that's sexy. It's gotta be in at least sextion B
Sextion
A textsion full of sexual innuendo and or dirty, nasty talk. A modern day form of phone sex that is discreet and able to take place in a public setting.
JJ: OMG! i had the best sextion at work today!
KJ: Really? XXX rated?
JJ: Yep! right at the conference table during our weekly meeting! It was great
KJ: Really? XXX rated?
JJ: Yep! right at the conference table during our weekly meeting! It was great
sextional
What someone or a couple refers to their sectional couch as when they routinely have sex on it
Hey girl, let's watch a movie then bang it out on the sextional!
Sextion Head
The person who is in charge of your section in band. His minions are called section shaft members.
Our sextion head is being such a dick today. He needs to get layed.
Sextion 8 housing
A government program dat allows lust-crazed low-income people to individually obtain "simple but sufficient" private residences so that they can then meet at each other's apartments and "get it on" with each other.
"Hot 'n' heavy" encounters wif da opposite gender may indeed be delightful, but if you lack sufficient income to "get a room" every time and would therefore risk your intimate escapades' being observed by other humans, you may need to obtain Sextion 8 housing first.