Shadowknife
A fat, unattractive men who live in their mother's basement playing World of Warcraft. Shadowknives are bound to wheelchairs due to leg fat breaking down their bones. You don't want to be a Shadowknife. Shadowknives cry in real life over video games due to being removed from guilds.
Shadow: Hey guys!
Nikar: I'm pro
Death and Taxes: GTFO
Shadowknife: OMFG
Nikar: I'm pro
Death and Taxes: GTFO
Shadowknife: OMFG