Bedbug
Writers of op-eds with really shitty takes. Primarily named Bret Stephens
The New York Times has a serious bedbug infestation.
Bedbug
Someone who only wants to sleep with you, specifically at night
Only time he ducks with you is at night Tiesha...bitch you're dating a bedbug!
Bedbug
A man that thinks of nothing but sex.
Danny is a bedbug, he won't stop bugging Cheryl to sleep with him.
Bedbug
Someone who gets in people's beds A LOT
Yo, He sure is a bedbug. I heard he was in 7 people's beds in 7 days in a row
bedbug
A clingy sexual partner who infests your bed at at all times.
Rachel would not leave Alex alone after they had sex, even though he tried to make it clear to her he was not attracted. He began to think of her as a bedbug.
bedbugs
Tiny little insects that one never sees, but knows are there; they have been, are, and will forever more be denied nightly meals.
(said before bed)
"Don't let the bedbugs bite!"
"Don't let the bedbugs bite!"
Bedbugs
The modern-day version of the Black Plague.
The only difference between bedbugs and the black plague is that the plague kills you with fevers and sores, while bedbugs make you itch to death.