Shatner Head
The unavoidable consequence of male aging wherein one's cranium enlarges to grotesque proportions and career options dwindle.
Friend: Dude, what's wrong with your head? You look hydrocephalic, or something.
Me: No, but I just turned 41...
Friend: Oh, then it's probably just you're getting Shatner Head.
Me: Is it terminal?
Friend: Yes.
Me: No, but I just turned 41...
Friend: Oh, then it's probably just you're getting Shatner Head.
Me: Is it terminal?
Friend: Yes.