Shebagging
The female equivalent of manspreading, taking up perfectly good seats with a purse that should be on your lap.
There's nowhere left to sit because of that shebagging bitch.
Shebagging
When your woman straddles you and plops her boob in your mouth
I was lying on my back while she was shebagging me with her double D cups.
shebagging
The equivalent of manspreading. When a female on a public tranport places her bag or purse in the empty seat next to her, thereby occupying it.
Man: That woman is using two seats while we have to stand.
Other man: Yeah dude, she's shebagging.
Other man: Yeah dude, she's shebagging.
shebag
Similar to teabag, but for the ladies. A shebag can be accomplished in two distinct ways.
1: Direct shebag. A female accomplishes this by rubbing her naked genitalia on the face of a passed-out or otherwise incapacitated individual, resulting in a fine coating of cooze.
2: Indirect shebag. The more devious form; the female physically inserts an object (a toothbrush, say, or an eating utensil) into her vagina and then replace it without warning. This will often, but not always, result in a thicker coating of cooze, possibly incorporating cervical mucus. Regardless, the shebag is only considered complete when the female informs the victim of her act, preferably after the victim has placed the affected object in his/her mouth.
1: Direct shebag. A female accomplishes this by rubbing her naked genitalia on the face of a passed-out or otherwise incapacitated individual, resulting in a fine coating of cooze.
2: Indirect shebag. The more devious form; the female physically inserts an object (a toothbrush, say, or an eating utensil) into her vagina and then replace it without warning. This will often, but not always, result in a thicker coating of cooze, possibly incorporating cervical mucus. Regardless, the shebag is only considered complete when the female informs the victim of her act, preferably after the victim has placed the affected object in his/her mouth.
1: Holy christ, Leah Martin shebagged that guy and the next week he came down with the herpes.
2: You know how Nick worships that $100 pen? Well, when I was fucking his sister, I got her to shebag it for shits and giggles.
2: You know how Nick worships that $100 pen? Well, when I was fucking his sister, I got her to shebag it for shits and giggles.
shebagging
The female equivalent of being teabagged. It involves a woman dipping her lady parts onto an unsuspecting victim.
Common side effects for men include involuntary boners, sexual arousal and a rapturous round of high-fives from surrounding men.
In women it may lead to disgust or hopefully a random act of lesbianism.
Common side effects for men include involuntary boners, sexual arousal and a rapturous round of high-fives from surrounding men.
In women it may lead to disgust or hopefully a random act of lesbianism.
Gemma was so drunk last night that when Rich passed out from too many cosmos than she was brave enough to get her lady business out and ended up shebagging him. There are so many pictures on facebook of it right now.
Shebag
pronounced :She-bag
When a woman outwitted you and/or/ outdicked you in a arguement.
When a woman outwitted you and/or/ outdicked you in a arguement.
Male: "Can I get yo number girl?"
Girl:"Sorry but no, I have a boyfriend."
Male:"Your puss is loose anyways."
Girl:" No honey, your dick is small. Funny thing is I don't have a boyfriend."
2nd Male:" Oh man you just got shebagged."
Girl:"Sorry but no, I have a boyfriend."
Male:"Your puss is loose anyways."
Girl:" No honey, your dick is small. Funny thing is I don't have a boyfriend."
2nd Male:" Oh man you just got shebagged."