Shebri

What can be said about a Shebri that has not been said about sliced bread? It is absolutely perfect. Nothing else can even compare.

You struggle to find a person who opposes its splendor. It is enjoyed universally. So too is the Shebri,

No need to worry about combinations that will not work. It goes with everything. So too does the Shebri.

White, whole wheat, rye, each type is perfect in its own way. So too for the Shebri.

To eat a piece of sliced bread is to experience euphoria. It is the perfect size to satisfy without burden. So too is the Shebri.

Some people may call sliced bread basic, those people have never met a Shebri.