Sherlock Pipe
A long and semi-thick shit that shoots out of the rectum so quick that it hits the back of the bowl at a high rate of speed causing the turd to bend into the shape of Sherlock Holmes' pipe. Very common in public and office bathrooms which contain small amount of water in a sitting toilet bowl.
"I went to drop a log in the men's room but Paul Mahoney left a Sherlock pipe floating above the water line!"