shimanoed
Getting everything you don't need and nothing you want.
I was excited to open my package but I got shimanoed.
Stoked my roommate went to the store but he shimanoed me.
Stoked my roommate went to the store but he shimanoed me.
Shimano
Someone or something that likes to get in your pants
my dog is such a shimano, he is always in my pants
Shimano Deal
Phrase used to take up time while waiting for brain to catch up. Also replaces any noun known to man. Origin - Northwestern Ohio.
When I get all my shit together we`ll go fix that shimano deal.
Shimano
Something or Someone that likes to get inside your pants
my dog is such a Shimano he is always in my pants
Shimano Tourney
shitty bicycle components that are found on BSOs from walmart and on shitty Trek Emonda series.
Marjane: This shimano tourney shifting is broken
Atticus: heres what to do: throw that shitty BSO into the landfill.
Marjane: but its my $8,000 Trek Emonda SL7
Atticus: Sorry ma'm but for your fucking safety, I have to toss it into a landfill. This bicycle actually comes eqquipted with "24 speed" drivetrain so that Trek could mass market this exact model in Walmart, along with Huffy and Schwinn. Trek wants to make money for drug dealers, thats it.
Atticus: heres what to do: throw that shitty BSO into the landfill.
Marjane: but its my $8,000 Trek Emonda SL7
Atticus: Sorry ma'm but for your fucking safety, I have to toss it into a landfill. This bicycle actually comes eqquipted with "24 speed" drivetrain so that Trek could mass market this exact model in Walmart, along with Huffy and Schwinn. Trek wants to make money for drug dealers, thats it.