Shit Attack

Violent and sudden onset of the shits. Usually at the most inconvenient time.

When someone is unknowingly given a laxative in a movie. See Van Wilder.

Shit Attack

when you feel very uncomfortable in your lower intestine, after an hour or so of farting and discomfort you shit your brains out. result: feeling very uncertain while shitting meaning you think you may throw up but you are not sure while filling your toilet with diarrhea. also if you shit long enough you asshole will feel like its on fire for roughly 15 mins.
the best way to make the feeling go away it just shit it all out.
it happens to everyone and its about to happen to me....

example: eating bad food or foods that dont mix. your body is able to digest them expect they come out in liquid form. it hurts for a long time before you actually shit. during that duration you have loud and stinky farts.
its called a shit attack because of the diarrhea that spews from the asshole
this all is sadly happing to me now and i know what im in for.

to prevent this eat bread with your meals to make nice solid and smooth shits lol. also don't eat old food or mix things like only chocolate and water on an empty stomach.

it happens to everyone once in a while

Shit attack

When you are sat on the toilet and attack on clash of clans

I was on the toilet and i done a shit attack

stomping shit attack

When a highly agitated person strips down naked and appears to be running in place while shitting, and stomping, all while crying hysterical and shouting clean it up !

Clean it !!!!!! Clean it now you fucking bitch I’m having a stomping shit attack !!!!!! FUCK IT !!!!!!!

Shit Attack Awareness Level

This scale of measuring ones need for a number. 2 (i.e. dropping the kids off at the pool) is defined from a number between 1 - 10, with 10 being a level so strong you actually crap your pants with the occasional loose bowels (diarrhea).

We could tell by the way Fredrik was running past us towards the toilet that he at least had a shit attack awareness level 7 bordering on 8. The brown stain on his pants definately helped justify this..

Big Mac Shit Attack

The consuming of a Big Mac from McDonald's, and shitting it out in a diarrhea-ish manner later on that day, or the first thing next morning.

Ketchup: (yelling into the bathroom) Hey Beef whats taking so long?

Beef: Oh I just had a Big Mac man!

Ketchup: And?

Beef: Its coming out of my ass right now, and I only had it a while ago! I'm having (yet another) Big Mac Shit Attack!

Ketchup: Ouch. I feel bad for the toilet after this one.

Beef: Yeah, me too.

俚语	shit attack
释义	Shit Attack Violent and sudden onset of the shits. Usually at the most inconvenient time. When someone is unknowingly given a laxative in a movie. See Van Wilder. Shit Attack when you feel very uncomfortable in your lower intestine, after an hour or so of farting and discomfort you shit your brains out. result: feeling very uncertain while shitting meaning you think you may throw up but you are not sure while filling your toilet with diarrhea. also if you shit long enough you asshole will feel like its on fire for roughly 15 mins. the best way to make the feeling go away it just shit it all out. it happens to everyone and its about to happen to me.... example: eating bad food or foods that dont mix. your body is able to digest them expect they come out in liquid form. it hurts for a long time before you actually shit. during that duration you have loud and stinky farts. its called a shit attack because of the diarrhea that spews from the asshole this all is sadly happing to me now and i know what im in for. to prevent this eat bread with your meals to make nice solid and smooth shits lol. also don't eat old food or mix things like only chocolate and water on an empty stomach. it happens to everyone once in a while Shit attack When you are sat on the toilet and attack on clash of clans I was on the toilet and i done a shit attack stomping shit attack When a highly agitated person strips down naked and appears to be running in place while shitting, and stomping, all while crying hysterical and shouting clean it up ! Clean it !!!!!! Clean it now you fucking bitch I’m having a stomping shit attack !!!!!! FUCK IT !!!!!!! Shit Attack Awareness Level This scale of measuring ones need for a number. 2 (i.e. dropping the kids off at the pool) is defined from a number between 1 - 10, with 10 being a level so strong you actually crap your pants with the occasional loose bowels (diarrhea). We could tell by the way Fredrik was running past us towards the toilet that he at least had a shit attack awareness level 7 bordering on 8. The brown stain on his pants definately helped justify this.. Big Mac Shit Attack The consuming of a Big Mac from McDonald's, and shitting it out in a diarrhea-ish manner later on that day, or the first thing next morning. Ketchup: (yelling into the bathroom) Hey Beef whats taking so long? Beef: Oh I just had a Big Mac man! Ketchup: And? Beef: Its coming out of my ass right now, and I only had it a while ago! I'm having (yet another) Big Mac Shit Attack! Ketchup: Ouch. I feel bad for the toilet after this one. Beef: Yeah, me too.
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