shitfuck
When putting two profanities in one word, usually said when not thinking.
Assface: "Shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
Assfucker:"Go get them!"
Assfucker:"Go get them!"
shitfuck
An annoying, impeding, or otherwise undesirable person or object. Variation of Fuckshit.
"You sir, are undeniably a true shitfuck in every sense of the word."
shitfuck
A word used to describe extreme stupidity or clumsiness
The car is over there shitfuck
shitfuck
When you are trying to have anal sex with a women or man, and you cant get your penis in, the person shits and their poo acts like a lubricant so your penis will just slide in.
Man: Fuk i cant get my penis is your butthole
Women: Ok one sec, let me shit so my feces will act like lube.............aaaahhhhh phphphpppphphp
Man: OH YA, its in!!!!!! This is what I call a Shitfuck!!!!!!!
Women: Ok one sec, let me shit so my feces will act like lube.............aaaahhhhh phphphpppphphp
Man: OH YA, its in!!!!!! This is what I call a Shitfuck!!!!!!!
shitfuck
Someone who is both a shit and a fuck a.k.a. fuckhead.
Get the fuck out of here you shitfuck and never comeback or I will fucking kill you.
shitfuck
Traditionally, when one person pushes excrement out of their anus directly into their partner's anus. Shitfucking can also be performed into other orifices. For instance, one can shitfuck a mouth.
Come here baby, I want to shitfuck your ass.
My back hurts from being propped up on my shoulders last night getting shitfucked.
My back hurts from being propped up on my shoulders last night getting shitfucked.
shitfuck
The greatest spacecraft known to mankind.
Today, our brave and expendable Kerbals launch toward their impending doom aboard the Shitfuck 8.