Shitillionare
When you spend all your money on useless shitty items in a shop. Instead of becoming rich with millions of dollars, you become rich with many crappy items that clutter your house.
Last Sunday, my family all went to the thrift shop and spent ALL our money on some RC cars and helicopters that looked 'cool' and like they'd work, but it turns out that they were broken and are now cluttering our apartment. We went broke and became SHITILLIONARES!