shitpan
A lavatory. Can be used in either a literal or metaphoric sense.
"I need a dump, where's the shitpan?"
"This company's going down the shitpan."
"This company's going down the shitpan."
shitpan
A word to describe somebody who shits all over a toilet, i.e. round the rim and all over the seat with chunks of runny shit.
Anton Smith
Shitpanning
(verb) to shitpan. When one or a group of drunken people attempt to cook for themselves in the early hours with disasterous effects. Extra points for using ingredients you don't technically own.
NB: This is not the process of deficating on the toilet seat as suggested by the noun 'shitpan'.
NB: This is not the process of deficating on the toilet seat as suggested by the noun 'shitpan'.
"Mate I'm not well after all the booze and shitpanning last night."
"Her flange tastes like a shitpanned stew."
"Want to come over for dinner? I promise I won't shitpan it."
"Her flange tastes like a shitpanned stew."
"Want to come over for dinner? I promise I won't shitpan it."
shitpanic
The result of direct, or indirect circumstances, or a single situation, that induces panic of extreme urgency. Causing one’s behavior to be viewed as or similar to, one attempting frantically to make it to the toilet without shitting one’s self. An act of defecating; evacuation from induced trauma
The test results sent him into a shitpanic