Crighton
To have a very small or insignificant penile region, but it's okay because you are very smart and the ladies are just too dumb to recognize a keeper, and would rather go out with jocks who don't care about them.
Maxima: I think imma pop a crighton.
Kylent: Uh..oh, your head is growing by a factor of 4.
Kylent: Uh..oh, your head is growing by a factor of 4.
Crighton
A species recognised by a distinctively large chin. Others distinctive characteristics include being one of the worlds best undiscovered players.
Crightons are often found residing around primary schools between the hours of 3-4pm.
Crightons can be identified by a brown substance often found pouring from the mouth whilst speaking.
Often found "chin-wagging" with other Crightons.
The word can also be used to describe someone telling lies, exaggerating or expanding the truth.
Crightons are often found residing around primary schools between the hours of 3-4pm.
Crightons can be identified by a brown substance often found pouring from the mouth whilst speaking.
Often found "chin-wagging" with other Crightons.
The word can also be used to describe someone telling lies, exaggerating or expanding the truth.
Girl 1: Oh this guys so great, he told me he once saved 5 children from a burning orphanage.
Girl 2: No he didn’t, he’s such a Crighton!
Girl 2: No he didn’t, he’s such a Crighton!
James Crighton
likes 90210 and Justin Bieber, a person who disagrees with everything.
Loves David Cameron
Loves David Cameron
"hes soooo gay".... " nah man hes just james crighton"
Callum Crighton
An absolute god. Has released many songs including GROW BABE🌿🌿. Is an absolute inspiration, along with Jacob Sartorious.
Omg have you heard ‘Grow Babe?’ Callum Crighton is such a sweetheart!