Shitting on glass
Smooth
The pilots landing was smooth, like shitting on glass
shit colored glasses
1.People who are overly clinical,depressive,pessimistic about everything,We could say the see the world through shit colored glasses instead rose colored glasses.
Joe: What's wrong with Paul,he keep harping about how bad everything is.
Jeff: Oh,Paul wears shit colored glasses.
Jeff: Oh,Paul wears shit colored glasses.
Shit-tinted glasses
An antonym of rose-tinted glasses.
To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.
To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.
Person 1: Fucking christ, looking back on it, my teachers back in elementary school were assholes.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.
shit-glass
1.when you shit is to big for you asshole therefore causing much pain as it scrapes the side of your ass like glass.
the shit-glass caused my ass to bleed
shitting broken glass
Extremely scared or nervous, particularly about the outcome of a situation or event.
Man, when my car spun out on the ice & ended up in front of that truck, I was shitting broken glass!