shit you not
A reply to shit too affirming the truth in one's challenged statement.
I shit you not, I tagged dat ass.
Shit you not
Used in conversation to emphasize that the story is NOT an an exaggeration.
"That's exactly how it happened. I shit you not."
shits you
say 'shih tzu' out loud
what you said: my baby shih tzu
what it sounded like: my baby shits you
what it sounded like: my baby shits you
shit you
its a mix between shit off and fuck you!
'geez a swatch o yer baw bag'
reply ' here, shit you, hombre '
reply ' here, shit you, hombre '
Shit you not
A term used in conversation to emphasize that everything that was said is completely true; no exaggeration!
That's exactly how it happened, I shit you not!!
I shit you not
When you say something unbelievable but true.
Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!
I shit you not
The expression means I am being honest.
john:I just saw Barbra Bush running naked on T.V
Lou: No fucking way
John: I shit you not
Lou: No fucking way
John: I shit you not