shlate
When you have to take a shit you just can't hold and it makes you late for an appointment, a party, to meet friends or whatever.
"Hey Scottie, Sorry I'm so shlate, I just couldn't hold it. "No trouble. What's 15 minutes buddy?...So, you can shit yourself in your new Mini Crapper or race over here like a man possessed on dumps sweats. Hell no!!! Better shlate than never."