shlitzed
a hybrid of being shitfaced and blitzed
"That kid was so shlitzed he jumped out of the moving car because they were passing Taco Bell."
shlitz
Splitting your pants as you shit them.
I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.
shlitz
A very shitty beer
Nigga, why da fuck you be drinking dat shlitz shit