shmapple
to lose your virginity to an animal
dana abraham was in the forrest and shmapple with a snake
Shmapple Pie
A delicious alcoholic beverage created from Apple cider, Apple juice, sugar, cinnamon sticks, and Everclear to trick the taste buds, and blow your mind.
I drank too much shmapple pie.
Shmapple Pie With Cream
A term of endearment for a boyfriend or girlfriend who is very sweet and delicious ;)
Stephen is my shmapple pie with cream and a cherry on top
Shmapple
Another name for a shitty Apple phone
My wife just forked out way too much cash on a crappy shmapple