Shompt

To shompt is the act of shitting with a computer in hand. This is most often experienced in a private bathroom with a laptop.

Conversation over AIM:
-Dude, u wanna go chill?
-Nah bro, im about to shompt
-Ah, good call.

Shompting

The verb form of "shompt", shompting is the action of excreting and using a computer at the same time. This is often a slightly erotic combination of toilets and laptops.

-You gonna go or what bro?
-Dude I'm shompting give me some minutes to enjoy this.
-Oh your shompting? My bad man, shompt on my friend, shompt on.

俚语	shompt
释义	Shompt To shompt is the act of shitting with a computer in hand. This is most often experienced in a private bathroom with a laptop. Conversation over AIM: -Dude, u wanna go chill? -Nah bro, im about to shompt -Ah, good call. Shompting The verb form of "shompt", shompting is the action of excreting and using a computer at the same time. This is often a slightly erotic combination of toilets and laptops. -You gonna go or what bro? -Dude I'm shompting give me some minutes to enjoy this. -Oh your shompting? My bad man, shompt on my friend, shompt on.
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