shovel this
When you have to do something that you really don't want to do.
Owner: Clean all this shit up, because im the owner and can tell you whatever the hell I want to.
Me: Hey *sticks up middle finger* shovel this you cunt rag...Im on my break
Me: Hey *sticks up middle finger* shovel this you cunt rag...Im on my break
Shoveler
A girl who takes the semen left on her belly and places it inside her vagina with the intent to become impregnated
Mike: Dude I heard you got Sheila pregnant
Dale: I busted on her belly though
Mike: She must be a shoveler
Dale: Damn, you're right...I'm gonna be a dad
Dale: I busted on her belly though
Mike: She must be a shoveler
Dale: Damn, you're right...I'm gonna be a dad
Shovelate
to beat into submission with a common, gardening shovel
Dude, I didn't know it was your sister
Get off my lawn before I shovelate you
He means it! He's got a shovel!
Get off my lawn before I shovelate you
He means it! He's got a shovel!
shoveling
When you glue toe/finger nail clippings to the tip of one's penis to make it resemble a shovel. After this is done, proceed to anal sex with your partner and attempt to "shovel" out nuggets of poop.
Christine has been saving a lot of money on toilet paper even since Robby starting shoveling her.
My prostate exam felt like I was getting shoveled.
My prostate exam felt like I was getting shoveled.
Shovel
It means man HO
Omg Dalton is such a man ho
Chelsea you mean shovel
Chelsea you mean shovel
shoveled
a verb to be shoveled,to shovel
damn girl, you need to get shoveled!
shovel
A tool for hitting something with.
*You see a fat chick walking down the street*
Joe: Id hit that...
James: ..With a shovel.
Joe: Id hit that...
James: ..With a shovel.