Shreddology

The belief that transcendence of life into heaven is achieved at 6% bodyfat. A complete euphoria and sense of accomplishment overcomes the shredder, entering, almost surpassing the majestic boundaries of human emotion.

1 Thou shalt not worry about what the pros do, but trust yourself and be pleased with yourself - if the boots fit, buy them, not because it is a Shaun White Model. 2 Thou shalt not specify. 3 Thou shalt not steal the gear for your brother! 4 Thou shalt wear Protections (even in the horizontal). 5 Thou shalt not hurt others, maim or kill, just because they are inexperienced or they lack control. 6 You shall hold such in honor, who have more experience or trying to improve. Respect demands respect! 7 Thou shalt thy brother in the park do not take the right of way. 8 Thou shalt not be a poser. 9 You shall not defile your ski resort with garbage (and not others). 10th Thou shalt not ski!

the religion of snowboarders