shrekoning
When the mighty Ogrelord Shrek returns to judge all who do not preserve their layers.
Humans have layers. Shrek's shrock pleasures your layers. If you do not have many layers, you will not be spared. Eat onions to add on to and preserve your layers, for the Shrekoning is among us.
Shrekoning
A calculation related to and/or benifiting the Ogrelord, Shrek.
"According to my shrekoning, the onions are close." Said Joe
Shrekoning
When the ogre lord returns from his long journeys. It is also known as "Shrek day". It takes place in April 22nd which is the released date for Shrek.
"Shrek has returned, happy Shrekoning"
The Shrekoning
Once only a humble Internet meme, The Shrekoning now defines the transcendence of one's mind to a new plane of existence to live in the Holy Swamp of our Lord Shrek.
Once Jason was found worthy, he was prepared for The Shrekoning.
Shrekoning
The day on which Shrek decides who is Shreked and who is left alive.
The day of your Shrekoning has arrived, Kai.
Shrekoning
A common western coming of age party / tradition where members who have recently turned 14 shove figures of shrek up their rectum
"Wanna go to my shrekoning party tonight?" "Boy that shrekoning was fun!"
the shrekoning
when ones ass is torn by the almighty prince charming, it summons the almighty amazing lord Shrek with a loud and mighty roar.
guy 1 "ow my ass hurts!"
guy 2 "the shrekoning is beggining"
shrek *rooooaaarrr* "i am here. give me the ass"
guy 2 "the shrekoning is beggining"
shrek *rooooaaarrr* "i am here. give me the ass"