Shrimp N' Biscuits
The unfortunate result of wearing open heel/toed shoes that are too small, in which the toes and/or heel hang over the boundary of the shoe. The toes end up looking like grotesque cocktail shrimp and the heel looks like a calloused biscuit, fresh from the oven.
Hater 1: "Guuuuuuuurl!, did you see that wannabe diva's nasty feet?"
Hater 2: "Oh yes child... Looks like shrimp n' biscuits for dinner tonight."
Hater 2: "Oh yes child... Looks like shrimp n' biscuits for dinner tonight."