shtorte
Whenever someone suffers the fate of an L(typically by someone being ignored), another person must say "shtorte!" to pray for a fast recovery and for the best of luck.
Steve: HOLY SHIT! I JUST FOUND OUT THE CRAZIEST THING EVER!
Bob, John, & Wilson: *no response*
Tony: shtorte!
Bob, John, & Wilson: *no response*
Tony: shtorte!