Shut your facebook!
Phrase uttered in response to someone's rude comment on the Facebook.com website.
(Commenting on a photo of Friend 2's)
Friend 1: "Wow, did you bang that hot chick on the right?"
Friend 2: "Dude, shut your facebook! That's my cousin Lucinda!
Friend 1: "Wow, did you bang that hot chick on the right?"
Friend 2: "Dude, shut your facebook! That's my cousin Lucinda!
Shut your facebook!
A term of derision toward people naive enough to be entangled in proprietary systems like Facebook, or expect you to follow them there.
(note to site editors: it has been used as such in the New York Times Magazine, common speech, on the radio, on popular teeshirts, etc.)
(note to site editors: it has been used as such in the New York Times Magazine, common speech, on the radio, on popular teeshirts, etc.)
You expect ME to sign up with Yahoo! just so I can see your holiday photos?! Shut your facebook!