Shweef
The male equivalent of a queef, a dick fart. It's also a medical condition and you should get that checked out.
"If you shweef, there might be something wrong with you."
"Dude my dick just farted, I've never shweefed before."
"Dude my dick just farted, I've never shweefed before."
Shweef
The action of a female when they excrete (shit) and toot (quweef) at the same time.
Holy heck she can shweef
shweef
when you diarrhea in her cooter and she queefs out brown/green poop bubbles. sometimes it can even shoot out corn particles if your lucky
girl 1: how was your date with Monticello last night?
girl 2: omg so great! he gave me the good ole shweef
girl 2: omg so great! he gave me the good ole shweef
shweef
when a girl thinks that she is just goin to queef but to her dismay she shits too
haha, jackie just let a shweef go!
blood shweef
During a womans period, she thinks she is just going to queef but finds that, during the process, blood has been expelled from the vagina and wet drippy feces from the anus.
"Oh god karen, I knew I shoulda held that queef in. Now I just soiled myself with a blood shweef."
Shweef
When you qweef and shit at the same time.
Dude, she just shweefed in my mouth.
Shweef
To shart and queef at the same time.
Guy: Bruh! What the fuck is on your shorts?
Girl: I was camping and shweefed, but had no tp.
Girl: I was camping and shweefed, but had no tp.