sisturd
your little sister who always gives you shit. Being the the older sibling gives you the authority to call her a turd.
My sisturd was bitching to me all night, so i threw her cat out the window.
sisturd
Nickname for your sister when she's acting like a turd.
Sisturd, don't be peeved because I called you out for not contributing your fair share for Mom and Dad's birthday gifts. It's not my fault you smoke all your money.