Skeletoes
When one's toes resemble that of a skeleton in both length and girth, they are said to have "skeletoes."
Patrick: Will you look at those things? It's like she has hands for feet.
Liz: Oh, leave skeletoes alone.
Liz: Oh, leave skeletoes alone.
Skeletoe
A Cameltoe on a crack skinny bitch
Look at the Skeletoe on that crack whore....it looks like a couple of book ends