skrunky

Skrunky is the one neglected ballsack that gained sentience and crawled off to lead a its own life.

To be "Flabby", "Squidgy" and slightly "Stinky" whilst simultaneously being quite damned gorgeous in a "Midgety" kind of way. This often refers to small Grand-daughters who are quite wobbly like a portly bum cheek that has been recently flicked and is in partial resonation.

someone or something too cool

A Skrunky, or Skrunk, is a nasty boi. He looks like a deformed tortilla with feet and ears. No on knows if he’s eating a marshmallow or if it’s a tooth. Either way, Ewwy.

Shriveled and burnt looking.

To hit that skrunky or to be skrunky is a mindset.
In order to live that skrunky life you have to embrace that you're a flawed, meaningless speck in the vast universe.
It is embracing that you're extremely flawed, suffer some overwhelming deficit Looks, intelligence, charisma, wealth, etc and overall will be forgotten long before you die.

It is a self-loving monster and to relinquish control over shit that doesn't ultimately matter.
It's a form of rejection of outside pressure, a Nirvana, a bliss of total rejection.

A person with a small, flaccid penis.