Slapdash
1. (adj.) done hastily; haphazard; careless
2. (adv.) in a hasty or careless manner
3. (verb) to slap someone (preferably in the face) and then dash, i.e. run away*
*This must be preceded by the slapped person being tricked into reading the word (slapdash), not necessarily aloud.
2. (adv.) in a hasty or careless manner
3. (verb) to slap someone (preferably in the face) and then dash, i.e. run away*
*This must be preceded by the slapped person being tricked into reading the word (slapdash), not necessarily aloud.
I just got slapdashed, now I must have my revenge.
slapdash
A jury-rigged repair. Anything held together with duct-tape, bubble-gum or baling wire. A machine put together by a hack , with a hacksaw and a trowel.
Me: That's a slapdash repair.
Used Car Salesman: What's dat?
Me: The windshield is held in by duct tape instead of a rubber seal.
Used Car Salesman: What's dat?
Me: The windshield is held in by duct tape instead of a rubber seal.
slapdash
The act of giving someone a handjob then quickly running away-robbie ransom
Bro my GF just gave me a slapdash last night. I couldnt find her afterward
Slapdash
1. Revising for your exams a week after you have completed them.
2. Throwing a bin carelessly out of the window to hurriedly get rid of rubbish
2. Throwing a bin carelessly out of the window to hurriedly get rid of rubbish
1, Parent: Haris, when are you going to revise?
Haris: Next week
Parennt: but that is after the exams!
Haris: Slapdash
2. Dr. Blache: Were is the bin?
Haris: Slapdash
Haris: Next week
Parennt: but that is after the exams!
Haris: Slapdash
2. Dr. Blache: Were is the bin?
Haris: Slapdash
slapdash
1. v. tr. to procrastinate or hastily complete a project with unbelievable excellence. This combines the traditional meaning of the adjective slapdash (sloppy), while accentuating the positive aspect of the second syllable dash (as in dashing, impressive, debonair); to MacGyver something.
2. n. a project created by slapdashing. Also, slapdashery.
3. n. a person who exhibits awesomeness by consistently and successfully slapdashing projects.
2. n. a project created by slapdashing. Also, slapdashery.
3. n. a person who exhibits awesomeness by consistently and successfully slapdashing projects.
1. Angus MacGyver slapdashes yet another gizmo to thwart his enemies. May the gods bless you, Richard Dean Anderson. You are an inspiration to us all.
2. That presentation was such a slapdash! How can you pull that off so well? I hate you.
3. She got an A? Pat is such an unbelievable slapdash!
2. That presentation was such a slapdash! How can you pull that off so well? I hate you.
3. She got an A? Pat is such an unbelievable slapdash!
Slapdash
Personified expression of all which is 'Du Frai Sur Le Plip'. A gentlemen of prepipinary wit, which recalls Gunterflupp's 'Tweaty Swap'. It sits atop a moist duvet of lyrical Brie. 9/10
I'm listening to Slapdash's new tune, and it's fucking slapdash!
slapdash
To strike with a fish while running by; a drive-by performed with a fish.
My God, did you see that slapdash a second ago?