Slappled
A combination of the word "slap" and the computer company Apple. Used to express the occurrence (although rare) when anything manufactured by Apple ends up causing grief/frustration.
Bill: Hey, my iPod Mini just crashed on me! What do I do?
Steve: Ha! You just got slappled!
Steve: Ha! You just got slappled!
slapple
slap a nipple
Timmy slapped bob's nipple. bob said "man don't slapple me again!"