slap this clown
to leave a party and/or establishment
"Yo this party is lame, let's slap this clown!"
Slapping The Clown
Jocular coinage for male masturbation...
Johnny Was Caught "Slapping The Clown" Over Behind The Circus Tent Watching The Dancing Girls Through A Slit...
Slap the clown
Subtle alternative to "jerk off".
Today, I will slap the clown before going to University!