sleepchawking
Unconcious and Non-Consentual Chawking that usually occurs in men with big dicks and can sometimes cause uncontrollable bleeding. Another phrase for this term is an "undercover male period" or "sharpening the pencil at midnight"...
me: I think I was sleepchawking last night.
person: why?
me: becuase my bedsheets were red and I have a massive penis.
person: why?
me: becuase my bedsheets were red and I have a massive penis.