Slovakian Checkers

The intimate but secretive action of asserting one’s dominance by using ones upper body muscles and limbs to hang from the top bunk of a bunk bed, while allowing the erect genitalia to dangle with droop into the lower bunk section. This action is most likely and usually done while watching irregular forms of pornography until profusely ejaculating onto the person or subject in the lower bunk section. This action is always finished with the subject (ejaculator) sneakily crawling down from the top bunk onto the subject (ejaculated) to whisper in the (ejaculated) subjects ear “checkmate” to finish the game.