slutchins

A slang term used to describe a promiscuous, Asian female who engages in unprotected sex with sailors. A slutchins can usually be found at the bar, gulping drinks as if they were the bodily fluids she is used to consuming, while engaging in a courtship dance that involves fist pumping and ass-shaking like a skank on top of the bar. Her nipples tend to fall out of her skanky clothes. At the end of the night, if you live up to her standards, she will reward you by cooking you a feast of pasta and eggs... usually because she's so stoned.