Slutone
A professional c-lo player known for his "slutty" off the field activities. Claiming to be one of the darkest players in his sport he boasts a 52 inch verticle, bench presses 225lbs 44 times, 4.37 40 yard dash time (adjusted for human error), and a massive dong. He claims his only weakness is an acute fear of large rats.
Additional information: Slutone is also an amateur fantasy football player and rumors hold that he will be leaving the c-lo scene to focus full time on his team "The Blacks."
Additional information: Slutone is also an amateur fantasy football player and rumors hold that he will be leaving the c-lo scene to focus full time on his team "The Blacks."
Slutone's fantasy football team "The Blacks" is due for a comeback in the 2012 season. "They will be back and blacker than ever," says Slutone.
SLUTonic plague
a massive outbreak of a sexually transmitted infections or diseases in one area.
Having that girl Staples in town brought about a slutonic plague.