smaxxon

A completely ambiguous term that can be used anytime/ anywhere a person feels compelled to do so. (however, it is usually used in senteces where a high amount of gravity is sought. It Most commonly replaces a verb or adj. and it is often directly followed by the word bonerzwhich is pronounced bo-nairs).

A word that is used whenever a person so desires. It can mean almost anything. The term was started by an amatuer land-surveyer in Elmhurst Illinois while on the jobsite. He was talking to a co-worker and friend about how this other guy they both knew did a real benson move that totally just totally sucked. So he said "Dammit dude! I just know he's gonna' puss' out on going to my lakehouse, and it will totally smaxxon-bonerz. What a benson dude!"