smudger
the nickname for a person named Smith
"there goes Smudger again, always after 'is 'oggins"
smudger
photographer
Yeah, he's a smudger (Photographer)
smudger
Person, male or female, who uses and frozen poo as a dildo.
Did you see in Bob's freezer he must be a smudger which all that frozen poo.
Smudger
A reckless green narrow gauge engine who derailed so much that he was turned into a generator
"But Smudger just laughed."
"HEHEHEHEHE!"
"HEHEHEHEHE!"
Smudger
A turd that once layed requires almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clean up after.
"When you go to the shops get some more TP, ive just done a smudger and used the last roll".
Smudger
A universal (curse)word. Can be used for anything.
You're such a smudger.
dump smudger
A less that effective type of toilet tissue which redistributes rather than removes your flithy mess.
Has anyone got any dump smudger, I've got a turtles head and am about to autograph my underpants with the poo crayon