SNURF

To surf in the snow!

Basically a more subtle way of saying "Mwahahahaha".

Said after foiling somebody and being slightly victorious.

Snow surfing. The precursor to snowboarding. Snurfers were first sold in retail stores in 1965.

To be surfing the internet while talking on the phone, as definied by Comcast high speed internet.

The act of sniffing a patron behind the ear without their knowledge or consent. Often acted out as a team where one person, the "Surfer" will perform the act while the other attempts to take photos at the precise moment the victim realizes someone is inappropriately crossing their personal boundary. The act of snurfing is best performed at large social gatherings or bars, where serial snurfing may occur ad nauseum without the group as a whole becoming aware of the act. Photos become great tools for jesting and cyber bullying in modern social networks.

A pejorative verb used to describe particularly heinous actions performed by a fellow lad.

Alternatively used as a noun or expletive with reference to the fundamental attributes of carrying out a certain task in a given context. Usage as a noun is subject to the rules of conjugation as present in the standard English language, resulting in the noun form of the word: Snurfer.

Formally, the title of a since discontinued, educational, but otherwise disturbing cassette tape recording that was mysteriously distributed to senile French teachers across the province by Ontario's Ministry of Education.

Getting a blowjob from a member of the Blue Man Group.