social gas
The act of having to fart when in a social situation.
boy: *farts loudly*
girl: hey are you okay?
boy: yeah, I just have social gas.
girl: umm, what is that?
boy: being around people gives me nervous, uncontrollable flatulence
girl: ew
girl: hey are you okay?
boy: yeah, I just have social gas.
girl: umm, what is that?
boy: being around people gives me nervous, uncontrollable flatulence
girl: ew