soliliquising
A word that Shakespeare used increasingly in his play Hamlet, meaning wanking. First appeared as a definition in Skins.
Josie: "I'm not sure that's right. There's no wanking in Hamlet..."
Naomi: Mmm, yeah, there is, loads. Only they call it 'soliliquising'."
Naomi: Mmm, yeah, there is, loads. Only they call it 'soliliquising'."