Solutions Architect
Solutions Architect is one of a number of job titles used for someone working in IT who has no real function.
Solutions Architects wander around looking important and can often be seen in meetings although no one is quite sure why they are there.
Solutions Architects wander around looking important and can often be seen in meetings although no one is quite sure why they are there.
John: That guy in the meeting just now. Any idea who he was and why he was there?
Sue: That was Jim. He's a Solutions Architect
John: Ah right.
Sue: That was Jim. He's a Solutions Architect
John: Ah right.
solution architect
A person whom has changed their title to make themselves sound more intelligent.
Josh P. is now a Solution Architect!
Solution Architect
Someone in an IT department who is a condescending wanker that spends weeks studying the most simple of problems, produces a pretty colour picture, and tries to preach as to how something should be done. Usually they are entirely wrong.
Solution Architect: I’m the Solution Architect.
Everyone else: You’re a dickhead.
Everyone else: You’re a dickhead.
Solution Architect
The person or employed by your organisation to wade through your bullshit and translate it into layman's terms
<Layman 1> This solution actually makes sense!
<Layman 2> That's unusual. I wonder how that happened
<Solution Architect> My job is done! *exits building*
<Layman 2> That's unusual. I wonder how that happened
<Solution Architect> My job is done! *exits building*