Brunoed
The act of placing one's crotch onto an unsuspecting seated person's face. Usually ending up in a seated "69" position. Taken from Sacha Baron Cohen's character "Bruno". The act was made famous by the unscripted stunt involving Sacha Baron Cohen, the British comedian, performing it on the rapper, Eminem.
Did you see Eminem get Brunoed at the MTV Movie Awards?
Bruno
He is very kind and caring! You can trust him with anything, it doesn't matter how bad or good. He will help you through your 'hard' times. He is a bit shy, but in the cute way!!! He has a sweet accent! <3 That just makes you smile! He is very good looking! He is very intelligent! He is very special and you will never meet someone quite like him =) And most importantly he is an amazing dancer!
Omg, he is a Bruno, I have never meet someone like him!
Omg, I wanna find my Bruno!
Omg, I wanna find my Bruno!
Bruno
A very great person who is very sexy, smart, and skilled. Great at being a leader and caring for his friends, he is also very loyal to his word.
Yo, did you see Bruno? He's a real team player.
Bruno
We don’t talk about him
“What about Bruno?”
“We don’t talk about Bruno”
“We don’t talk about Bruno”
Bruno
No way to say this but ...... This nigga hot as fuck bro he sexy as fuck will leave your legs immobilized if you smash and he’s a fuckin good boyfriend to have no doubt about it, he’s sexy
Girl: What happened why are you limping?!?
Girl: I was fucking a Bruno that is what happened
Girl: I was fucking a Bruno that is what happened
Bruno
Bruno has a dick the size Donald Trump imagined his wall
Bruno’s dick is Yuggggge
Bruno
Sexiest guy ever with a huge dick.
Hey Bruno, your dick is huge!!!!!