son of ron
A person who’s penis is so large, it only seems possible he is the son of Ron Jeremy.
Bekah: OMG you know that guy I took home from the bar last night ? His penis was at least 12 inches.
Sara: I’ve never even heard of someone with a shlong that big. He must be the son of Ron.
Sara: I’ve never even heard of someone with a shlong that big. He must be the son of Ron.