sourpatch
To do something horrible to a person and then give them a hug and smile.
Punch someone in the kidney and give them a hug.
EX2: Me: SOURPATCH Friend: Wha? *Punches friend with brass knuckles and hugs him* Friend: aww its okay
EX2: Me: SOURPATCH Friend: Wha? *Punches friend with brass knuckles and hugs him* Friend: aww its okay
sourpatch
(1)A human orifice, bodily opening, or mortal wound that is infected, or is excreting bodily waste. (2) An asshole. (3) A southerner's snack.
(1) Bonnie: Fuck you, Billy!
Billy: Suck on my sourpatch!
(2) Carl: I could suck on a sourpatch
for hours.
Billy: Suck on my sourpatch!
(2) Carl: I could suck on a sourpatch
for hours.
Sourpatchness
Someone who goes from a bad moon, to a chipper mood, in a blink of an eye.
Jane's sourpatchness is really bumming me out.
Sourpatching
Verb: when someone's sour, rude, short, or mean to someone and then they come back and apologize and be sweet
She was sourpatching today when she realized she was pms-ing and apologized
Sourpatch Kids
A group of underage girls who spread STI's
Dude 1: "Hey man i heard you were with Jenny last night, isn't she part of the Sourpatch Kids?"
Dude 2: "Shit man I hope not, i've already been swabbed 6 times this month!"
Dude 2: "Shit man I hope not, i've already been swabbed 6 times this month!"