Berenger

A boy whose level of epicness cannot be described by today's words. As a result 'berenger' is also used as an adjective in many languages to describe the awsomest kind of awesomeness.

Often compared to a bear because he is cuddly, soft and gentle and because he will also rip your head off in a jiffy if you annoy him too much. His famous grumpiness has recently been studied by a team of scientists from several nations and was proved to be a misunderstanding of his desire to stay humble despite his overwhelming greatness and wisdom. A link with cravings for pizza was also discovered but could not be explained.

Alcoholic